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JASON FOR PREMIER!!!

Alright! After much pondering, puzzling and procrastinating, I’ve decided to run for Premier of my province of New Brunswick.  By the looks of things, if I don’t take the reins of the joint pretty soon, nobody is going to want … Continue reading

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An Election Parable for New Brunswick

A parable for all New Brunswickers. Dick loved the forest and hunting. However, he could get lost walking to the neighbors. His sense of direction was about as good as Stevie Wonder’s. So when his name got drawn in the moose … Continue reading

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Elections, bi elections. bye bye….

I’d like to take this opportunity to congratulate Brian Gallant on winning the by election in Kent Centre. Maybe this is a bit confusing because the by election isn’t for another week or so. No matter, I’m declaring him the … Continue reading

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The Prime Minister, The Premier, The Poodle…

Try as I might, I can’t seem to remember the last time I’ve been this proud to be a Canadian. On days like this I could take to the streets in any town or village in this vast nation of … Continue reading

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Obama or Romney, Con man or thief…

It seems we’re overwhelmed this week with news from south of the border about the presidential race. Who will win, Obama or Romney?  Personally, as long there aren’t any of the Bush clan running for president, I could really care … Continue reading

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Quebec Separatist Party Fun

So the PQ (Partie Quebecois) won a minority government. Be still my beating heart. I suppose this gives them a status comparative to the world’s tallest dwarf. They’ll beat the the separation drum feverishly, but won’t be able to do … Continue reading

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Wrestling! Fracking! Slacking!

Seeing as I’m still not totally healed up, I’ve spent the last few weeks writing. I’ve been working on a novel and it’s just about completed. The whole thing is kind of creeping me out. I’ve put a lot of … Continue reading

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