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JUST ASK JASON!!

Let me start of by saying I am a very fortunate person. When I started out writing fiction afew years back, I needed help, lots of it! There were a few &%$#heads that were unapproachable, but most authors were more … Continue reading

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ARTSNB, CHRISTMAS, KILL SANTA

This week was an amazing one for me. I received a creation grant from ARTSNB, a branch of the provincial government, to write my next novel. It’s humbling, as there are always more applicants than money to go around. With … Continue reading

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Alward, Gallant, Election NB

Now that August is upon us, I am reminded that like autumn, there is a provincial election looming in the not-so-distant  future. And I can’t say that I’m excited about it. Provincial politics in New Brunswick remind me of a  sporting event of sorts. There are only two teams on the ice, and it doesn’t matter how shabbily one team  plays, they might lose possession of the puck for a while, but they’ll get it back sooner or later.   Why do we keep doing this to ourselves? First we vote red, then we vote blue, then red again. We keep kicking  them out  of office, then voting them back in, as if they are actually going to change. I don’t know how many of you are  paying attention, but this province is almost bankrupt. There hasn’t been any real leadership here in  decades. That’s right, decades! If something isn’t done to rectify the situation, we’re going to be in the  same boat as the city of Detroit.   We could change the political landscape by voting in one of the other parties, but I don’t think they  can take office unless they consider joining forces. And they should consider it. As New  Brunswickers, what are we afraid of? Could a coalition party do a worse job than the liberals  or the conservatives? Absolutely not. Come on people. It’s time to let  someone else take over the rink, and chuck the red and blue clowns into the penalty box.     

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Top ten insults for the January blahs!

Ain’t nothing like being sassy. Especially when you’re in a bad mood to start with cause you’re broke from the holidays, the weather sucks and there isn’t another statutory holiday for weeks. So when someone irritates you, asks you something … Continue reading

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Mein NB Power Kampf!

As an author, one of the challenges I face is competition. Enter any bookstore or library and you will find it chock full of titles, thousands to be sure. It can make even the most esteemed writer feel a tad … Continue reading

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WHITNEY HOUSTON VERSES MONICA LEWINSKY!!

Maybe I’m psychic.  I’d certainly admit that I could be psychotic.  Well, whatever the case I was right.  In a previous blog I complainined up the ying yang that celeberities were laying heaps of praise on the recently-deceased crackhead Whitney … Continue reading

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SEX! And a bunch of hoes!

They say a picture is worth a thousand words.  So if your video camera shoots eight frames or pictures per second and the video is three minutes and forty five seconds long…that’s a whole lot more words than my brain … Continue reading

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How to Bomb at the club!

So it’s time for a career change.  I’m not real high on driving trucks anyway.  I’ve decided to become a music critic.  And why not?  I complain about everything else.  Why shouldn’t I profit from informing the world about bands … Continue reading

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