Category Archives: sex

Gas prices jump, Gouged again!

Hello Sheep How the flock are you? Oh, you’ve got your woolen knickers in a knot because gas has gone up? I hear you all saying the same things, “Gas shouldn’t go up now, because we’ve got lots in reserve!” … Continue reading

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We’re All Idiots! (Well, most of us…)

Every time I take a tour around the province (which is quite often cause I drive big rigs when I ain’t writing books) , I’m amazed at the stuff I see. Actually, I could probably write a book about the … Continue reading

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Trump needs Maury to save him!

In Canada, when someone appears on the scene who has a terrible hairdo, a big mouth, odd skin tone and a questionable IQ, there’s either two places for them. They can get a job at the local circus, or potentially … Continue reading

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The Terror of Novel Writing

I woke up this morning after a night of restless sleep, totally afraid. No, I didn’t dream that David Alward got re-elected. Nor did I have reoccurring visions of Bigfoot chasing me through the forest, angry that I continuously make … Continue reading

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Mein NB Power Kampf!

As an author, one of the challenges I face is competition. Enter any bookstore or library and you will find it chock full of titles, thousands to be sure. It can make even the most esteemed writer feel a tad … Continue reading

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The Candidate!

As I write this, a screenplay that I’ve developed is being considered by a Canadian producer.  The screenplay itself was something I crafted out of a short story I’d written a while back. If you dislike politicians, then this story … Continue reading

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The Pope, the Gorilla and the Writer…

I haven’t been a very good blogger lately. Not that I stopped writing, as a matter of fact I’ve been busier than ever. Putting a screenplay together is a lot of work. But a lot of fun too I might … Continue reading

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Stephen Harper, Chief Theresa Spence, Bill C45 and the horror…

The last federal election here in Canada was about as exciting as watching paint dry. To be honest, I’m a bit of a political junkie, but there just wasn’t any electoral janga to get excited over. Harper is about as … Continue reading

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Merry Christmas, Bah Humbug, Santa’s a Jerk!

As December approaches and the temperature lowers, so does my patience with television, radio and any other medium that spouts out Christmas commercials like a popcorn maker on steroids. Do I hate Christmas? Not really, but I can’t stand what … Continue reading

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Hunting Deer, Partridge and Republicans…

Yesterday I came across a couple of duck decoys in my travels. Since they were cheap, (like me) I figured I’d buy ’em and nab me enough fowl to have duck a l’orange, Peking duck and maybe a few duck … Continue reading

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