Category Archives: sex

The Terror of Novel Writing

I woke up this morning after a night of restless sleep, totally afraid. No, I didn’t dream that David Alward got re-elected. Nor did I have reoccurring visions of Bigfoot chasing me through the forest, angry that I continuously make … Continue reading

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Mein NB Power Kampf!

As an author, one of the challenges I face is competition. Enter any bookstore or library and you will find it chock full of titles, thousands to be sure. It can make even the most esteemed writer feel a tad … Continue reading

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The Candidate!

As I write this, a screenplay that I’ve developed is being considered by a Canadian producer.  The screenplay itself was something I crafted out of a short story I’d written a while back. If you dislike politicians, then this story … Continue reading

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The Pope, the Gorilla and the Writer…

I haven’t been a very good blogger lately. Not that I stopped writing, as a matter of fact I’ve been busier than ever. Putting a screenplay together is a lot of work. But a lot of fun too I might … Continue reading

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Stephen Harper, Chief Theresa Spence, Bill C45 and the horror…

The last federal election here in Canada was about as exciting as watching paint dry. To be honest, I’m a bit of a political junkie, but there just wasn’t any electoral janga to get excited over. Harper is about as … Continue reading

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Merry Christmas, Bah Humbug, Santa’s a Jerk!

As December approaches and the temperature lowers, so does my patience with television, radio and any other medium that spouts out Christmas commercials like a popcorn maker on steroids. Do I hate Christmas? Not really, but I can’t stand what … Continue reading

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Hunting Deer, Partridge and Republicans…

Yesterday I came across a couple of duck decoys in my travels. Since they were cheap, (like me) I figured I’d buy ’em and nab me enough fowl to have duck a l’orange, Peking duck and maybe a few duck … Continue reading

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World Bacon Shortage! Justin Trudeau! Are they connected?

Breaking news! The world may be on the verge of a bacon shortage! Oh God, I wish I was kidding but this stuff is too crazy to make up. It seems the high price of corn is forcing more and … Continue reading

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Prince Harry Photo Scandal Foolishness!

So Prince Harry took his little knight in for a walk in public, what’s the big deal? I’ve been saying for years the entire inbred royal clan is bananas. That being said, it’s nice of him to reinforce my views. … Continue reading

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Stephen Harper’s Canada Day Barbeque!!

Ah, the long weekend approacheth. Parties, cook-outs and lots of beers all around.  When it’s holiday time in Canada, we know how to celebrate in style.  If it ever stops raining that is.  With all the festivities going on, I … Continue reading

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