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Corporate Thieves!

This morning I went to the local coffee shop, a franchise of the corporate giant that we all know and worship. Since I was dressed a little better than a street urchin, I decided that the drive-thru was the way … Continue reading

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Compensation

My name is Jason Lawson and welcome to 2016. As some of you may have guessed by my last name, I am of Scottish ancestory. Factor in my mother was a Campbell, and you’ll understand my penchant for kilts and … Continue reading

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JUST ASK JASON!!

Let me start of by saying I am a very fortunate person. When I started out writing fiction afew years back, I needed help, lots of it! There were a few &%$#heads that were unapproachable, but most authors were more … Continue reading

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December Blahs!

What’s great about December? Not much if you’re like me and think Christmas has become a boring, money-sucking, waste of time. Asides from the pleasure I get from spending time with family and friends, this holiday is total bomb… It’s … Continue reading

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ARTSNB, CHRISTMAS, KILL SANTA

This week was an amazing one for me. I received a creation grant from ARTSNB, a branch of the provincial government, to write my next novel. It’s humbling, as there are always more applicants than money to go around. With … Continue reading

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JASON FOR PREMIER!!!

Alright! After much pondering, puzzling and procrastinating, I’ve decided to run for Premier of my province of New Brunswick.  By the looks of things, if I don’t take the reins of the joint pretty soon, nobody is going to want … Continue reading

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Tips about tips?

Recently while in the USA, after dining in a restaurant, the bill was presented and the tip was included in the amount. I have a real problem with this. Why should the establishment be the one who decides what the … Continue reading

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Top 5 winter memes!

Are you sick of winter? Here in the good old maritimes, we’ve had enough of it. We’d wave the white flag to surrender, but no one would see it on account of the snow. If you are one of the … Continue reading

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Mayweather Pacquiao Superfight is on!

Back in 2012, I ranted about those two chumps refusing to get together. https://jasonlawsonrants.wordpress.com/2012/03/15/manny-pacquiao-and-floyd-mayweather-champs-or-chumps/ Well, it’s finally happening. Better late than never I guess. Maybe the two of them were afraid that they might run out of money.  The latest … Continue reading

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An Election Parable for New Brunswick

A parable for all New Brunswickers. Dick loved the forest and hunting. However, he could get lost walking to the neighbors. His sense of direction was about as good as Stevie Wonder’s. So when his name got drawn in the moose … Continue reading

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