Category Archives: fishing

The Terror of Novel Writing

I woke up this morning after a night of restless sleep, totally afraid. No, I didn’t dream that David Alward got re-elected. Nor did I have reoccurring visions of Bigfoot chasing me through the forest, angry that I continuously make … Continue reading

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World record fish, bigfoot and more.

So I’m a little bit nuts. That’s no secret. But at least I’m having fun right? Since I had my last knee operation I’ve been a little crazier than usual. At least I’m consistent. Check out my record breaking fish … Continue reading

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BURNED

The perfect crime, is there really such a thing? Find out what happens, when the hunter becomes the hunted. BURNED It was the perfect crime. They all were. He lit a cigarette, dragged hard on it, and peered through the window. They’re all like weeds, waiting to be plucked, one by one. It’s so simple. He stared some more. She’d been there for a little while now. Home from her job at the hospital. From behind the shrubbery he’d seen her take off her jacket, eat a dish of warmed up leftover soup, and light a fire in the fireplace. Fire. His cracked lips formed an evil smile. His eyes narrowed. Just watching the flames aroused him. He sucked hard on the cigarette, crushed it out, then put the butt in his jacket pocket. No DNA or fingerprints. One step. Two steps. Slow and careful, he crept towards the back door, knowing from all his observing that it was unlocked. Stupid, trusting bitches. He slipped his hand inside his jacket and patted the pistol that was tucked carefully inside his belt. Reassurance. Like every other time he’d done it, down to the cigarette before the attack, he was a creature of habit. The last hurdle. Opening the door without alerting her. He slipped on his gloves, then looked through the square pane of glass. She was sitting on the sofa, her feet up on a stool, nursing a glass of wine and staring into the fire. He’d been admiring her hourglass figure, her shoulder length blond hair, now it was time to reap the reward. I wonder if she’ll beg or cry first. The others had been an even split. Some burst to tears right off, others would maintain their composure and beg for their lives.   He grabbed the knob and turned it ever so slowly. It was only a few steps from the entrance … Continue reading

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Partridge Fail, Deer Fail, just plain old fail…..

Sometimes I wonder why I hunt. Well, I know why, I love the great outdoors, and spending time in the forest. I just wonder why I even bother bringing a gun with me. It’s not like I’m ever going to … Continue reading

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The Candidate!

As I write this, a screenplay that I’ve developed is being considered by a Canadian producer.  The screenplay itself was something I crafted out of a short story I’d written a while back. If you dislike politicians, then this story … Continue reading

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The Pope, the Gorilla and the Writer…

I haven’t been a very good blogger lately. Not that I stopped writing, as a matter of fact I’ve been busier than ever. Putting a screenplay together is a lot of work. But a lot of fun too I might … Continue reading

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A walk back in Time

I try to make the same journey once a winter. I guess it’s almost like a migratory thing except I don’t stay for long. Just long enough to lose myself for a little while. It’s almost magical, when you walk … Continue reading

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Ghosts, Gold and a Literary Competition

It’s that time of year again. The time when The Writers’ Federation of New Brunswick holds their annual writing contest. It’s a great opportunity for people of all ages and writing skills to get their work looked at by professionals … Continue reading

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Wildlife, Trees and Whales for sale

There so many things in this world that I don’t understand, so many unanswered questions. I guess if I was to write down all of the things that puzzled me, I could make a book of them alone. So instead … Continue reading

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Hunting Deer, Partridge and Republicans…

Yesterday I came across a couple of duck decoys in my travels. Since they were cheap, (like me) I figured I’d buy ’em and nab me enough fowl to have duck a l’orange, Peking duck and maybe a few duck … Continue reading

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