Category Archives: drugs

JASON FOR PREMIER!!!

Alright! After much pondering, puzzling and procrastinating, I’ve decided to run for Premier of my province of New Brunswick.  By the looks of things, if I don’t take the reins of the joint pretty soon, nobody is going to want … Continue reading

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What happened to your house?????

People are wonderful. I’m still amazed, weeks later, at how generous and kind the community has been since my house burned down.  Everywhere I go, people offer their condolences, ask if they can do something to help, and drop of things … Continue reading

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End the Fracking Protests in New Brunswick! Time For a vote on Shale Gas!

It has been a week since the RCMP, armed to the teeth, clashed with a group of peaceful protestors just outside of Rexton, NB. The protestors were blocking SWN’s compound, trying to stop the Texas-based gas company from continuing their … Continue reading

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The uselessness of Thanksgiving

“Thanksgiving Day (Jour de l’Action de grâce in Canadian French) is a national holiday celebrated primarily in the United States and Canada as a day of giving thanks for the blessing of the harvest and of the preceding year.” Wikipedia. … Continue reading

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The Candidate!

As I write this, a screenplay that I’ve developed is being considered by a Canadian producer.  The screenplay itself was something I crafted out of a short story I’d written a while back. If you dislike politicians, then this story … Continue reading

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Peaceful Fracking Protesters Arrested in New Brunswick, the new Iron Curtain

The Iron Curtain fell in the Soviet Union decades ago. The cold war, while it lasted, spawned fear and distrust among everyday citizens, along a multitude of novels and movies romanticizing and glorifying the simmering conflict between Eastern Europe and … Continue reading

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Elections, bi elections. bye bye….

I’d like to take this opportunity to congratulate Brian Gallant on winning the by election in Kent Centre. Maybe this is a bit confusing because the by election isn’t for another week or so. No matter, I’m declaring him the … Continue reading

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Hunger Strikes and more Hunger strikes…

It seems like hunger strikes are all the rage these days in Canada. It started out with good old Chief Spence. She wanted a meeting with the Prime Minister, and went on a hunger strike to get it. Or so … Continue reading

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Pope Benedict XVI retires and looks to the stars…

So the pope decided to call it a day. What’s the big deal? He’s old, tired and not in the best of health. If he wants to retire, he should be able to. The rest of us can. With some … Continue reading

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The Prime Minister, The Premier, The Poodle…

Try as I might, I can’t seem to remember the last time I’ve been this proud to be a Canadian. On days like this I could take to the streets in any town or village in this vast nation of … Continue reading

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