10 most unusual reasons to call in sick….

There’s lots of reasons not to go in to work. Cause you have to work jason2would be one… However, as the economy is not the greatest, people are more likely to show up for work even if they’re sick, to keep from getting in trouble with the boss. Especially now since some places actually drive out to the supposedly sick employee’s residence to check up on them. Since calling in sick requires a pretty good story (even if you are sick), some people go to the extreme when they’d like to get a day off. Here’s ten of the most unusual reasons I’ve seen on the web.

1.Employee’s 12- year old daughter stole his car and Employee didn’t want to report it to the police. 

2.Employee said bats got in her hair.

3.Employee said a refrigerator fell on him.

4.Employee was at a coffee shop when a truck carrying flour backed up

and dumped the flour into her convertible.

5.Employee said a deer bit him during hunting season.

6.Employee ate too much at a party.

7.Employee fell out of bed and broke his nose.

8.Employee got a cold from a puppy.

9.Employee’s child stuck a mint up his nose, had to go to the ER to remove it.

10.Employee hurt his back chasing a beaver.

Hmmm…. probably lots of guys hurt their back chasing beaver… but do they call in sick?

buy one of my books eh, so I don’t have to hunt you down and shoot wpid-Vision.jpegyou! http://www.amazon.com/The-Vision-Jason-Lawson-ebook/dp/B009SX8K0W/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1389013335&sr=8-2&keywords=jason+lawson+the+vision

http://www.amazon.com/Rum-Runners-Jason-Lawson-wpid-rum_runners1e600x912pxSAMPLE.jpgebook/dp/B00G1XXKMU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1389013331&sr=8-1&keywords=jason+lawson+rum+runners

Advertisements
This entry was posted in funny, jokes and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s